Ze Unicycle or Bicycle Moustache Fund Razor

Hello moustache mousuirs and moustachettes! In ze Daily Moustache, zwe can easily see zat they have an article about ze Unicycle/ Bicycle fund razor! You and your moustache vill go on a partner bike or unicycle! Zwe are so excited- you have to pay 45#$ (#$ are moustache coins) per folk and 40#$ per moustache. Even non- member accounts can participate! Can zu beleive it? It will rase moustache coins for ze poor ones! Zwe vill go- and you? Zwe vill ride on PB&J bicycles- and you? Even hobojuli236 is riding, too! And ze winner or ze race vill get a surprise... what do you think it is? Send in comments telling what you think it will be. Zwe hope it vill be big and shiny! Now, you probably vwant to get posters signed from us... but zwe vill NOT be signing posters/ body parts untill ze race is finished and zwe win ouwa trophy. Zank you for understanding!
Zwe vill be selling pasta juice (ze moustache kind, of coarse) and apple cores from our "Tuli Twins of Moustache world" stand. Ze snak (pasta juice and apple cores) vill cost 25#$ per folk and 30#$ per moustache. Zank you!

Moustache kisses,

Tuliguy and Tuligal.